You've heard the song right http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQwJso11Phc&feature=related
Well I am thinking that describes my attempts to meet someone.
I will admit I was a little excited I got a message from a guy that was willing to meet me in public....so of course I had to say yes...
I get there and realize he is skinny and no Texas boy. Okay so I really like Texas boys and one of the many things I like about is the TEXAS TWANG!!! **yeah...I probably shouldn't admit this but I dream of laying next to Matthew McConughey letting him read to me.......I could do that all day long!!!**
This guy not only had no Texas Twang we have NOTHING in common. My family lives close and we stay connected and his is scattered. I was born and raised in Texas and he has seen a variety of places.
As we tried to talk about what we might have in common nothing came up. Oh, and add on we look like Miss Piggy and Kermit.
Then you add that we get to the table and "my friend would be sooo proud" I let him go to the table first and he pulled out the chair I wanted....and moved it to the other side of the table and told me to get a chair..
When we got to the end of the of this meeting he asked me if we could go some where else to talk or maybe cuddle. I explained that I needed to go home. He wanted to walk me to my car. We kept bumping into each other and I noticed that his elbow kept hitting my chest....and then he pointed this out. It was not a good time. I was COMPLETELY bored and if I talked about the things I am REALLY interested in he would have been just as bored. He isn't wanting to hang out with me....he is wanting to put up with me while he feels of my boobs!!!
***ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST***
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