Sunday, August 21, 2011
THIS IS FUNNY!!!
This was on a guys profile.
XXXXX (NO ID NAMES LISTED) is married and has kids!!!!contact his wife! # one seven # one three zero 1 nine nine. I took his last profile to his house to show her!! This is his fifth different profile since he tried to hook up with me! He doesn't even look like this anymore.
The number signs have replaced actual numbers as to not identifiy this guy. I went to read the guys profile and this was on it....WTH!!! I laughed and thought I would share....is he being REALLY FUNNY or has someone hacked his account and he just doesn't know it!!!
oh well, on to the next one.....
Monday, August 1, 2011
This is FUNNY!!!! **I stole this from a guy's profile**
Hello everyone,
I'm a 34 year old catch that lives with my mom and is looking for someone to replace her or atleast transition into working along side her to bide for my affection. I've never had a girlfriend per se but I never really started noticing girls until I overcame my porn addiction last year.
I've been trying to get my GED and then DeVry University here I come! My dream is to sell the ultimate video game idea and live off the royalties. I have this really cool idea about this boy who fights with a sabre of light and chooses the dark side of things and grows up to have twins with a queen who dies in child birth. Well the boy twin later learns the dark guy is his father and fights him and looses a hand. Yet he still believes in his dad and ultimately redeems him in the end and overthrows the dark side of things. And there is this little green guy with pointy ears and-well you get the idea. Feedback would be appreciated.
What makes me unique? I've never been arrested-in this county, I shower once a week, I can eat my own dandriff, and I like dining in the nude. My ultimate first date would be wherever mom feels like driving us to. She usually prefers Denny's.
Now, if you have made it this far, you are a very patient and accepting person. Just what I need :) Obviously all of the above was B.S. Aside from a few quirks I'm a great guy to hang out with. Let's chat!
I'm a 34 year old catch that lives with my mom and is looking for someone to replace her or atleast transition into working along side her to bide for my affection. I've never had a girlfriend per se but I never really started noticing girls until I overcame my porn addiction last year.
I've been trying to get my GED and then DeVry University here I come! My dream is to sell the ultimate video game idea and live off the royalties. I have this really cool idea about this boy who fights with a sabre of light and chooses the dark side of things and grows up to have twins with a queen who dies in child birth. Well the boy twin later learns the dark guy is his father and fights him and looses a hand. Yet he still believes in his dad and ultimately redeems him in the end and overthrows the dark side of things. And there is this little green guy with pointy ears and-well you get the idea. Feedback would be appreciated.
What makes me unique? I've never been arrested-in this county, I shower once a week, I can eat my own dandriff, and I like dining in the nude. My ultimate first date would be wherever mom feels like driving us to. She usually prefers Denny's.
Now, if you have made it this far, you are a very patient and accepting person. Just what I need :) Obviously all of the above was B.S. Aside from a few quirks I'm a great guy to hang out with. Let's chat!
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