Sassy

you have such a sassy smile.
I think your just as cute as all get out.
I would like to chat with you.
so talk to ya soon.

This message made me smile. I honestly do not think that my smile was the first thing he noticed but hey if it wasn't he didn't lie....He at least made it seem like he looked for my smile.

Moving Man

I am talking to this guy right now! He pops in to chat and wants to meet up tonight. He offers coming over to my place so I mentioned My Dad is here and he responds that he doesn't mind who is here. As we talk further he ask to meet up so I ask where would you like to go. He ask if I would mind going to his work to drink beer.(before I address the fact that I don't like beer) I ask him where he works and he gives me the name. I ask what type of business he is in and he says he works for a moving company. Does anyone else see something wrong with this:

A strange guy wanting to go drink beer at a location that may or may not have people around. That has access to who knows what and probably a number of storage units....Yeah that is how I want to spend my evening with a guy I DON'T KNOW!!!

The Truck Driver writes back...

"i will be honest i was just looking for a nsa/descreete relationship with a plus size lady"

My response: Guess you need to keep looking and thanks for the material for my blog...


Okay so I will admit I don't know what nsa stands for but I do understand where discreet is headed....

So, I looked at his profile to see if he is married and I read this:

hi i am looking for a lady with good values from 18-35 would like to find someone to settle down with have atleast one child lord willing i hope to go back to church someday (church of christ) i dont do the clubs and the wild drinking i currently drive a truck but that can change for the right person please reply if this sounds close

I should probably add at this point that he is 40 and looks it!!

REALLY??!!!!  I am really considering adding him as a favorite so I can write a review on him!!!! but that is just too much work...so I will just move on to the next one!!

Truck Driver

He sends me a message that says, "hi can we spend a quite evening at ur place ".  I simply replied, "No way I don't know you"

My Dad said, "You should have told him sure!!! You, Me, and My Dad it will be a GREAT evening!!!"

I am going to have to remember that one for the next one!

Mr Goofy

I am sitting here tonight minding my own business just looking around online and I get this message from this guy saying he needs my help. I am waiting for the part where he admits he needs money. I am willing to admit that I was going to slam him if asked me for money and not even know me. Then he tells me what he needs....He is wanting me to come over TONIGHT to color his hair and shave his neck. Hello!!! I don't know you so I am not coming over to your place. You don't know me so why would you want me touching your hair. Don't you have fb friends you can request a good referral from. I explained to this guy that I really only like buzz cuts so I could cut his hair for him and trim his neck but that is about it. Once he finally gets the picture that I am not coming over to color his hair he starts asking questions. He asked me if I wanted kids. I gave my typical response "one day" his response was let's get started....REALLY!!! I am not even willing to come over and color your hair and you are going there already!! This conversation did not last much longer.

More Wonderful Messages

A 25 year old that just wants to be find a friend sends me a message:

 wanna play?

The answer is NO!!!


A 42 year old writes:

WOW WOW WOW

A 21 year old sends a message that says:

cutie with a booty")


*Well, it is the same ol'e same ol'e thing!!!   BORING!!!

Mr Forgetful

I got this message and it was entitled: Hi

how u doing beautiful i like what i c i would love to have a beautiful women like u on my arm im 25 stay in da north dallas area i got my own everything no kids no drama 45tattoos just looking to meet cool people from dfw i dont club im very much single and dont got time for games if u like what u c and want to get to know get at me

The second message was entitled: Get at me

how u doing beautiful i like what i c i would love to have a beautiful women like u on my arm im 25 stay in da north dallas area i got my own everything no kids no drama 45tattoos just looking to meet cool people from dfw i dont club im very much single and dont got time for games if u like what u c and want to get to know get at me

hmmm seems the guy is really creative......*sarcasm*

I think he forgot that he already sent me this message.

killer / good guy...who knows!!!

A guy asked me what I was doing and I told him that I am enjoying a lazy Sunday. This is what he sent me in reply:

Want to enjoy it at my place cuddled up watching a movie? lol

All I can think is this is how girls end up hurt or killed. They don't know these guys and they are willing to just up and do this.

Of course I would love to cuddle up on the couch with someone watching a movie but that doesn't happen on the first day we meet!! Whatever happened to just getting to know someone!!

Santa Clause

He is 48 and he looks like he can play Santa at the Mall... Don't get me wrong...I do understand that means that he is not small, but I would like'em a little younger...

He sent me this message:

DAMMMM nice pic dont get close to the pool i mite push u in lol      - Does he realize it is COLD outside!!! THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE GETTING ME NEAR A POOL!!! It is toooooo Cold!!!

Then I got this message a moment after that one...

 DAMMMM nice pic dont get close to the pool i mite push u in lol do u country dance? - Would it be an all out lie if I told him No!!! Technically I line dance....