Mr Goofy

I am sitting here tonight minding my own business just looking around online and I get this message from this guy saying he needs my help. I am waiting for the part where he admits he needs money. I am willing to admit that I was going to slam him if asked me for money and not even know me. Then he tells me what he needs....He is wanting me to come over TONIGHT to color his hair and shave his neck. Hello!!! I don't know you so I am not coming over to your place. You don't know me so why would you want me touching your hair. Don't you have fb friends you can request a good referral from. I explained to this guy that I really only like buzz cuts so I could cut his hair for him and trim his neck but that is about it. Once he finally gets the picture that I am not coming over to color his hair he starts asking questions. He asked me if I wanted kids. I gave my typical response "one day" his response was let's get started....REALLY!!! I am not even willing to come over and color your hair and you are going there already!! This conversation did not last much longer.