The Graduate

His idea of a first date:

Let's just go to Fuzzy's. It's too hot to get all dressed up. Besides, their chips and queso is awesome !

That is AWESOME!!!!! Never been to Fuzzy's...don't know what that is like....but I understand the too hot to get all dressed up!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reminds Me of the Parking Lot Incident

I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an ABSOLUTELY breath-taking... chest!! I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it


I just keep seeing myself back in the parking lot with that guys head on my chest.....thinking does anyone see this crazy fool............this date did not go that great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I am not a PDA kinda person.....so that date would have needed to be over the top wonderful....and I was just glad it was over and we were headed to our cars.....

****I felt like responding to this.....so it is below****

While I do appricate honesty..........
I do see a problem......see......to make friends with my chest you have to be WAY more than just FRIENDS with me.....
and your statement has already made it clear you have no interst in me as a person.....so..........
I recommend...if you want to make friends with a girls chest you try making friends with her first....just a suggestion....

He is 53!!!!!

This guy sends me a message every once in a while.....He is 53.....I already have a Dad...... I don't need another one!!!!

Smiling...this thing had me Laughing Out Loud!!!!!!

This is funny!!! and VERY CREATIVE!!!  but I just want a guy that can say..."hi, how are you....my name is ___ and I would like to get to know you!!"

Dear Postman,

If this email gets lost send it directly to Heaven cuz it's meant for an Angel! ^i^

Corny? Heck yeah!......BUT I Thought it sounded better than "Uh, duh, whatcha wearing" as an ice breaker. lol Anyway, liked your profile.....say hi sometime if you'd like.
Hope this found you smiling. @--,---,-----

Wanna Play Guy = Wanna be Slave Guy

So Wanna Play Guy popped in wanting to be my slave. His exact words:

Him: Long time no talk. Want a slave yet :)
Me: HAHA!!!! NAH!!!
Him: Damn, lol. I wish you would. You are so damn hot :)

The thing that gets me the most is "is this supposed to be a compliment" because it doesn't make me feel good....

it just makes me feel that much LONELIER!!! I am looking for someone I can do life with and have a good time experiancing life....and this is ALL I get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Type of Message JUST STINKS!!!

I want a guy that can offer his hand and look me in the eye!!!!!

This type of message says: "I am looking at my feet while I shuffle them around and if I offer my hand it is weak!!!"

:) hi! sorry for what is probably just another random message but id love to chat if you'd like! sorry to bother you if not!

FEELS LIKE SOMETHING RIGHT OFF A REALITY SHOW!!!

Below is a message I received tonight. My first thought is this guy for real....My next thoughts are if he is I can tell you right now he is not someone I want to be with.....

I want a guy that loves me for who I am........My desire is for a long steady relationship that consist of encouraging each other to live the abudant life that God desires for us to have no matter what my size....

*****LOVE IS NOT GAZING INTO THE EYES OF EACH OTHER, BUT RATHER LOOKING FORWARD IN THE SAME DIRECTION*****

This guys proposal is not the direction I am looking forward too.....

Hi there :) My name is ****no names used here****, Im from NH. I must say you are very cute :) Im lookin to have fun, chat and maybe meet - lookin for a friend basically. I am a fan of bbw.... I'm also kinda a guy that jumps right into things - so i'll tell you right away what kind of friendship Im lookin for :)

First, I'm looking for a girl who loves her curves - loves everything about being big and a bbw....I'm also looking for someone who loves to chat online and likes to have a guy admire them ;) Someone who likes to be spoiled a lil - I would adore the idea of buying you good food and gifts of course cute clothes :) Essentially, im lookin for a girl that loves being big, wants to get bigger, and wants to be rewarded for it!

I’d be happy to talk n get to know you,i have pics too :) Hope to hear from you soon!