55 and MARRIED

I normally don't like to use anything that the guy uses to define himself but this cracked me up.....

Hot Daddy

The Graduate

His idea of a first date:

Let's just go to Fuzzy's. It's too hot to get all dressed up. Besides, their chips and queso is awesome !

That is AWESOME!!!!! Never been to Fuzzy's...don't know what that is like....but I understand the too hot to get all dressed up!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reminds Me of the Parking Lot Incident

I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an ABSOLUTELY breath-taking... chest!! I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it


I just keep seeing myself back in the parking lot with that guys head on my chest.....thinking does anyone see this crazy fool............this date did not go that great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I am not a PDA kinda person.....so that date would have needed to be over the top wonderful....and I was just glad it was over and we were headed to our cars.....

****I felt like responding to this.....so it is below****

While I do appricate honesty..........
I do see a problem......see......to make friends with my chest you have to be WAY more than just FRIENDS with me.....
and your statement has already made it clear you have no interst in me as a person.....so..........
I recommend...if you want to make friends with a girls chest you try making friends with her first....just a suggestion....

He is 53!!!!!

This guy sends me a message every once in a while.....He is 53.....I already have a Dad...... I don't need another one!!!!

Smiling...this thing had me Laughing Out Loud!!!!!!

This is funny!!! and VERY CREATIVE!!!  but I just want a guy that can say..."hi, how are you....my name is ___ and I would like to get to know you!!"

Dear Postman,

If this email gets lost send it directly to Heaven cuz it's meant for an Angel! ^i^

Corny? Heck yeah!......BUT I Thought it sounded better than "Uh, duh, whatcha wearing" as an ice breaker. lol Anyway, liked your profile.....say hi sometime if you'd like.
Hope this found you smiling. @--,---,-----

Wanna Play Guy = Wanna be Slave Guy

So Wanna Play Guy popped in wanting to be my slave. His exact words:

Him: Long time no talk. Want a slave yet :)
Me: HAHA!!!! NAH!!!
Him: Damn, lol. I wish you would. You are so damn hot :)

The thing that gets me the most is "is this supposed to be a compliment" because it doesn't make me feel good....

it just makes me feel that much LONELIER!!! I am looking for someone I can do life with and have a good time experiancing life....and this is ALL I get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Type of Message JUST STINKS!!!

I want a guy that can offer his hand and look me in the eye!!!!!

This type of message says: "I am looking at my feet while I shuffle them around and if I offer my hand it is weak!!!"

:) hi! sorry for what is probably just another random message but id love to chat if you'd like! sorry to bother you if not!